i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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