u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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