Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I forgot wine drunk hurts
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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