And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
