Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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