normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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