I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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