As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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