Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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