I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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