What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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