i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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