No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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