He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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