IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Found the puke drawer
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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