If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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