Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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