Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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