i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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