I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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