The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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