Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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