but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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