I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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