you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
