I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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