she looked like the before picture.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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