Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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