i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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