yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
