Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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