stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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