never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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