did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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