I love black thongs
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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