I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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