Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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