You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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