I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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