that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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