dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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