i was born a porn star she said
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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