im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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