i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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