nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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