yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I can't put those talents on a resume
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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