Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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