Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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