if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
operation harelip BJ is a go
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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