I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think my moral compass just broke
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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