Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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