six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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