I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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