I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
this beer tastes like vomit already
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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