remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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