Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I need to sanitize my soul.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
