I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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