? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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