Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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