Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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